salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

Silly Putty

When you take your sack and stretch it to cover a girls face, similar to silly putty

Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.

by CDUNKMTOWN October 18, 2008

salty

angry, pissed, upset

You're so salty, that you came from the ocean!

by sinistermaster October 10, 2017

Salty

Salty- Someone acting bitter or angry. To much salt can taste nasty.

Man dude, you is acting so salty right now, check yourself

by Lizzz Quizz September 25, 2010

salty piss flippers

Another word for salty vaginal lips. Commonly coated in urine, due to the distinct taste.

Wow. Her salty piss flippers were sooo salty, it almost made me puke. It tasted like the ocean.

by Jamie M October 9, 2005

salty slug

A salty slug is a sexual act which involves the use of cocaine. It is performed by making a "line" on a penis and then a woman proceeds with giving the male a blowjob while trying to snort as much cocaine as possible.

Guy 1: You do anything freaky lately?

Guy 2: Yeah, I had this bag of coke and let this chick give me a salty slug!

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 17, 2006

salty

Sore Loser, Pissed of because you lost,

It was just a Dodgeball Game, why is Ryan so salty?

by Pixelgost March 8, 2017