Sukkos n shit

"Sukkos n shit" the most common saying in Sydneys Eastern suburbs was first founded in 2021.

The story goes as follows... I was on a run down at Tamma, spotted some stairs now known as the "Tamma stairs" I told myself "I got these stairs easy shit"... Running up the stairs and all of a sudden N**ga falls down the stairs. My leg was fully cooked. Upper thigh gushing with blood, shabbos pants all ripped. I was thinking to myself "how will I get home?" I cant get on a bus cos SUKKOS N SHIT, and I live all the way in Matto cunt.

So I start treking up Bondi Rd and get who I see... Rabbi F**king Yossi! I hucked it with him for a bit, he bandaged my upper thigh and sent me off. When I arrived at Junction guess who I saw... Samuel TaF**kingBib!!

"Oi get on fortnite bro"
"na I can't"
"why not"
"cos sukkos n shit"

by SukkahSlayer69 November 11, 2021

If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

No Shit Sherlock!!

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"

person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!

by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 22, 2010

Flip shit

To become worried/anxious in an overly dramatic manner. To "freak out". Usually used in the phrase "flip your/his/hers shit".

Don't flip your shit, Anya. You will be able turn in your paper tomorrow.

by Monte-Cor November 3, 2003

no shit sherlock

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.

Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

Shit Sandwich

A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).

It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.

It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...

You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'

George is just about to be sacked....

Hi George,

You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.

The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.

Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.

Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......

Not - Hi George, your Fired.....

by q0j0p April 10, 2010