Rusty Robot

A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.

I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.

by Ashleybond30 June 2, 2017

Rusty Bolkey

Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance

"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"

by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008

rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.

When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.

by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018

Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018

Rusty Fishhook

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).

Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!

by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008