When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.
When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
by HollyMollyJolly March 21, 2018
A true red head's unshaved (preferrably nicely trimmed) vagina. The color of her pubic hair = red e.g. rusty, and box = vagina.
I love my smokin hot red headed girl friends "Rusty Box"! Did you see that ginger at the strip club? She had an awesome "Rusty Box"!
by LytShow March 10, 2011
When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.
by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021
When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).
by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019
A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.
by Ashleybond30 June 02, 2017
When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.
by RustyMooser69 March 24, 2018
While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.
Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.
by B. Sac February 10, 2008