Rule 69 

I am god, always will be, obey me or banned

Noob- Why was I banned

Me probably- not following rule 69

Rule 69 by Callanguggs March 23, 2021

Rule 39

Applies to the internet: If no proof is shown, the tits are fake

guy: i aint going into private chat intil you show proof your a woman, Rule 39 and all
Webcam lady:....
guy: i'm still not convinced....

Rule 39 by sethkasketch December 26, 2008

rule 101 

If your are ugly you do not exist.

"Dude" -Im an ugly stupid emo faggot!
"Other dude" - No need to worry, by rule 101 you do not exist

rule 101 by John F. Ucking Smith June 10, 2008

Rule 43 

When you can shit, you should shit. This helps avoid awkward moments of unease in the foreseeable future.

"Yeah dude, I went to the toilets and I implimented Rule 43, just in case."

Rule 43 by Not_TPO May 18, 2009

Rule 6 

There is no such thing as too young.

An example of rule 6 is if your 20 and your partner is 45.

Rule 6 by Misc Hobo January 15, 2009

Rule One 

A rule that states anything that results in any form of labor or risk should not be taken unless the amount of money your offered is to your liking

Only fight when you have been paid to do so

Never take a Favor...you get no money out of it

Everything....and everyone has a price....

This is Rule one

Rule One by Dragyn21 April 19, 2010

Rule 222 

Anyone with a "condition" will whine about it. No exceptions.
Corollary 1: the less serious the condition, the louder they will whine
Corollary 2: the more they whine, the more likely the problem is between their ears.

Harry: You see this blog? She goes on for pages about her hangnail and how she is on disability because of it. Ugh...
Paul: Rule 222, second corollary

Rule 222 by seen it all, liked some of it November 30, 2013