ratch-attack

When a girl or girls are acting and behaving (otherwise attacking) so 'ratchet' that they blow your mind and embarrass themselves.

That crazy bitch was giving me a ratch-attack with her constant 'Gurl' and 'Holla' tweets and loud ass Drake music.

by The Masterfiend March 19, 2015

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022

reacharound

A game that wich only man can play. Where you throw a ball is throw'in behind your back to another person. Quit like the flow of atoms.

The guys played reacharound for hours!

by Micheal Saul June 18, 2006

Reach Around Cum Swallow

It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!

Tony gave Goatse a Reach Around Cum Swallowing, which lasted for four scores and seven years ago.

by Jefbag April 4, 2009

ratchet strap

one who needs to tighten her game up: a ratchet girl who is hot mess: morgan marie selvey

Pull your shirt down morgan you look like a ratchet strap!!!!

by loveyagirl January 22, 2014

Rockeater Reacharound

To do a rock eater from the Never Ending Story doggy style and then give the reach around as normal

I was walking through the forest and witnessed a Rockeater Reacharound

by Wicked Skillz February 4, 2009