Relative Wangster

A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.

Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.

1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)

2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you

3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.

by TheTruth about People June 20, 2013

Relationship Fluffer

While seeing or dating someone, they claim they are not ready for a relationship or are afraid of commitment, but will then break it off with you and move immediately into a committed relationship with the next person. You prep them, if you will, and warm them up to the idea of a relationship or commitment. It's just not with you!

"Damn, I am so sick of being a relationship fluffer for all these loser guys who claim they don't want a commitment as they now have moved on to the next girl and they are now exclusively dating!"

"I'm a master relationship fluffer. Immediately after parking me in the friend zone, he now has a serious girlfriend when he told me he just wanted casual."

by Annabnna October 6, 2013

religotry

Religotry: faith based bigotry that the world should accept as OK because some God supposedly commanded it.

Anyone that uses their interpretations of the rules of their prime source of religious documentation to subjugate or demonize any race, creed, sex, sexual orientation, age, ect. and does so in the name of their God, thus they feel that it is OK to believe in such way, well... that is not bigotry, it is religotry.

Because these religots do so in the name of their Religion, that it should be understood that it is OK for them to act is f*tardy ways. Religion rocks. Being a bigot is wrong. Being a Religot is OK.

As an American, who am I to deny anyone their freedom of religion and religious belief.

by Fritzling June 18, 2014

relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.

Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Release the bears

When you are so angry at some that you would release Bears to viciously murder your enemy

1) a great conversation stoper
So what is your name
Release the Bears!!
2) what you say when anoying you
Your stupid
You know what
What

Release the bears

by Lord of hoodie March 12, 2015

Relaxified Plopocity

To be so chilled out you feel boneless

My vacay in Victoria was so chill, I was in a state of relaxified plopocity all week.

by Explore Victoria March 31, 2015

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015