Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

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juggalo ninja

The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.

Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.

"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"

by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012

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Ninja Spank

The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.

"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."

by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006

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ninja bomb

To Fart in ones hand and hold it, sneak up behind somebody and throw it in their face.

Robert ninja bombed Chris as he was getting his nipple pinched by the other Chris.

by Yu, Yu, Su September 28, 2006

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Ninja Porno

A sex tap made by a sneaky friend. It's usually a low-quality film captured by a cell phone.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.

by double d indy December 11, 2009

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