Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

by Macsbandit December 2, 2009

Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.

Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos

by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009

MallRding

Being generally anti-social, refusing to participate in activities with friend to be by oneself.

Did Jared stay home from the movies?
Yeah, he's MallRding it again.

by The GINGERale August 31, 2010

malcourteous

disrespectful; unkind; not courteous.

1. "As motorcycle riders, we have to pay attention out there. There are many disattentive and malcourteous drivers who make the street a dangerous place to be."

2. Mr. Style isn't nice to Dorothy, he's being malcourteous.

by YAHBO February 11, 2013

Malcmanning

Sneaking around to hook up with a girl that you would be embarrassed to bring out with your friends because she is too trashy.

" I know she will put out, but i will definitely have to malcman her"

" Jon wont admit it but i know he has been malcmanning that skank from the bar last weekend"

by BEEEEF March 8, 2013

malihoo

An alcoholic drink containing one par Malibu rum to three parts Yoohoo, created at Washington College in Chestertown, MD.

Dude, last night I had a malihoo, and it messed me up bad.

by lizerdman June 17, 2013

malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016