knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Brodie’s Knob

It’s a 1inch chode when hard. He also is desperate because of it.

Your such a Brodie’s knob, she’s trash

by Nonce eve November 26, 2018

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018

shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick May 7, 2018