Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.
The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.
Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.
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Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower
Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
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