Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
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Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
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Get the jared mug.Noun: A blended combination between the elements of a Jock, Nerd, and Geek;
a.) Jock = “…is a stereotype of an athlete, or someone who is consumed by sports and sports culture..” |
b.) Nerd = “a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest.” |
c.) Geek = i.) “A look.” / ii.) “Someone with an intense passion and deep knowledge about a specific subject or hobby, often involving technology, science fiction, fantasy, or other niche interests.”
a.) Jock = “…is a stereotype of an athlete, or someone who is consumed by sports and sports culture..” |
b.) Nerd = “a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest.” |
c.) Geek = i.) “A look.” / ii.) “Someone with an intense passion and deep knowledge about a specific subject or hobby, often involving technology, science fiction, fantasy, or other niche interests.”
“In school I was more of a Jerdeek because of all the interest in activities and knowledge I had for learning.”
“Though I was a Jerdeek, I still felt uncomfortable sitting in groups of the same interests or different.”
“She/He/They are definitely a Jerdeek.”
“Though I was a Jerdeek, I still felt uncomfortable sitting in groups of the same interests or different.”
“She/He/They are definitely a Jerdeek.”
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“Who’s that pink guy rolling down a cave?”
“Oh, thats just JaredRWilson2009.”
“Wanna go JaredRWilson2009ing?”
“Oh, thats just JaredRWilson2009.”
“Wanna go JaredRWilson2009ing?”
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