Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

bold fucker

One who is brave with the their Tom foolery (Cloy Foolery) tactics.

Cloy sneeked in and screwed Tom’s wife, in the same bed as Tom, while he was sleeping...that is one bold fucker!

by Momslayer June 16, 2018

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Andy Frecker

Andy is the all powerful God, of Shayla's Christian server.
He is the dad of all.
He is also very emo.
He is a booty tickler

-a guy- have you seen Andy Frecker anywhere?
-another guy- you mean dad?
-a guy- right *facepalms*

by THE BEST BOOTY TICKLER :3 July 2, 2018

cricket fricker

A person who is sexually attracted to crickets

Man, that girl Jennifer is a huge cricket fricker.

by Jshandlc November 8, 2018