fedaddle

When a girl plays with your nuts when jerking a guy.

I get off so much quicker when a girl just fedaddles me

by DK NK March 17, 2009

fedhed

a slang term for a crystal meth addict
(from ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, ingredients in methamphetamine)

Jake is a real fedhed. Don't invite him to your party.

by blisterinthesun123 August 22, 2009

federichette

cute hiding creatures, often spotted in Confalonieriland or with infradito on a range of beaches of different continents

see those elusive beauties, they must be Federichettes (as heard on Leblon)

by AnOriginalFederichette February 3, 2010

federal mandate

When two homosexuals whom both have a federal jobs go on a date. Not to be confused with federal mandate which is a requirement by the federal government.

News Anchor: Later tonight we have word on two federal officials who have been caught multiple times on a federal mandate to multiple restaurants in the downtown area, more on this story and others at ten.

by Noah Fence May 22, 2010

Federal Beeper

A device worn around the ankle while serving house arrest.

Ay dawg! Help me take this federal beeper off so I can hit up that party with ya'll tonight!

by relly ro December 10, 2010

Fedexable

A well put together package. As in a smoke show.

That girl that just finished her workout is totally Fedexable.

by Sspark07 June 27, 2013

Fedock

noun - an impressive sized, semi-erect penis. Often coupled with the unfortunate loss of erection at the slightest change in friction, momentum, rhythm, temperature, thoughts, weather, sounds, smells, or amount of body hair.

Verb - To lose an erection for no apparent reason, leaving the possessor and his chosen partner confused and infuriated.

(Bro #1) - "Dude, I was having sex with Sarah last night, and all the sudden I got whiskey dick."
(Bro #2) - " But you were the designated driver last night, you didn't even drink, right?"
(Bro #1) - "Not a drop, freaking weird right?"
(Bro #2) - "Dude, you didn't get whiskey dick, you have a Fedock, You Fedocked! hahahaha"

by FapCatting September 5, 2013