facklebuff

When you shit and/or cum your pants, then push a infant or elderly person down a flight of stairs.

"This old bitch scared me so I pulled a facklebuff"

by Lo Vencox December 12, 2023

Facadence

Fa-Ca-Dence (Noun) is a word used to describe something like a mask of Facadence it's a metaphor for a Facading yourself and such below this is an example of what it means

The baby in yellow used his mask of facadence to manipulate and gaslight his babysitters to make them believe he is a normal innocent baby.

by YLGABL January 18, 2024

Facialable

A face that would look good with a facial.

Dude! Alison’s face is so facialable

by HaruX3 April 7, 2024

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.

"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.

Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.

by bitchuck September 12, 2024