using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits
by Mindy p April 26, 2009
Get the facebook flirtingmug. The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
by the_elder April 30, 2009
Get the facebook furymug. A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook Parentmug. A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
by hipp5 May 3, 2006
Get the Facebook wankermug. The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
by seans November 28, 2007
Get the facebook hemorrhoidmug. by Bawb Weest May 10, 2010
Get the FaceBook Faggotmug. by Ben Ril January 27, 2007
Get the facebook firedmug.