F.L.K

Funny Looking Kid
like a fat kid, an ugly kid, a stupid kid (of course no handicapped kids)

F.L.K, F.L.K, over there !!!

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

F.B.N.S

Abreviation for 'Fat Boy Not Slim'
Derived from the popular DJ Fat Boy Slim and referrs to an overwieght boy. (or he/she)

Jess: OMG there's F.B.N.S!
Rosie: Who?
Jess: You know, that fat kid who looks like a rhino!
Rosie: shit! run before he eats us!!!! :O

by Rosie_xx February 5, 2007

F.O.C.F.

F.O.C.F is the shortened abbreviation of Five O'Clock Friday.

Hey man, you going to be at F.O.C.F. this week? Go to www.focf.info for more information!

by Boothkicker March 28, 2007

F.O.N.C

A FRIEND OF NO CUNT

KEITH IS A F.O.N.C

by WANKTISSUE February 8, 2010

F Party

Event in which numerous trombone players arranged in a circle play a low F as loud possible, preferably with shrieking women inside said circle.

The F in F Party stands for foghorn!

by deeflin March 9, 2010

F.O.R.D.

For Old Retarded Drivers

by kingcarlos October 29, 2003

F bag

A lazy ass friend smelling up your house who hasnt showered in a week and has had this comment brought on them in many cases resulting from them drinking themselves sick and releasing rancid flatulance.

My friend Vince only lifted his head to laugh after releasing a nasty fart.

I halted in my reading of urban definitions to call him an F Bag.

by Mark January 11, 2007