coot

1. noun Singular of "cooties"

2. adj Yucky, gross.

1. Ew, a coot!

2. Matthew is so coot.

by WafflesTheDragon December 7, 2009

cooter fight

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion

-"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"

by saradawson February 12, 2010

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

cootarious

something that is coote (cute) and also hilarious.

1: "keyboard cat is adorable, and also hilarious."
2: "yo that thing is cootarious."

by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010

Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011