crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some

Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post

by The dominator October 16, 2005

crotch ball

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.

Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!

by Albizu August 10, 2006

crotch noodle

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

crotch bang

When you slide down a stripper pole(or any pole)and you hit your crotch hard against it and hurt your crotch.

Kyky Diamond was sliding down a stripper pole and messed up and hit her crotch as she slid down ,ooff I just slid down the pole and crotch banged it-definition by H Lazz

by Hlazzer September 19, 2017

crotchamus

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007