CrapChat

When you're Snapchatting your friends or significant other and you send some fugly-ass pictures to each other.

That bitch and I were Crapchat each other last night and I don't think that I unsee her face.

by Notechoecity December 1, 2016

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

crabchord

stray public hairs often seen in a urinal

Boss to employee at a bar: "right, Charlie, this is third night you late this week - so you're cleaning out the fucking crabchord out the fucking urinals for the rest of the month!"

by Rolee January 4, 2017

catching a pleed

Trying to avoid something, or keep silent

Before Jimmy had his seed, he said his pull out game was crazy but now he catching a pleed.

by Lil Jimmy 1234 January 28, 2017

catching a z

Meaning going to sleep or sleeping

Sam " Hey man, where have you been?"

Jack " Sorry man I was catching a z"

by vapenaysh1666 August 2, 2017

catchrider

This is the term that Truck Drivers use to refer to their Ex-Wives.

I had a catchrider doing my chores but now I will be doing them all by myself.

by Byersadingdong September 15, 2017

critch’n

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

by TheRealJetHag2016 November 7, 2017