CHOPPED

chopped is having some laughing out the ass

he had me chopped .

by tuty21 June 12, 2012

chopped ass

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

chopper

A murderer or serial killer, i.e., someone who will chop you into pieces. Usually found in lonely places wearing shady clothing, such as hoodies and backpacks (used for carrying chopping apparatus).

That guy looks like a chopper. He'll cut you to pieces and throw your remains in a river.

by Jennsky November 5, 2012

Chipper Nap

N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.

In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

by Kenzi December 19, 2005

Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.

Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

Chipped

The "slap happy" mood where you are in a constant state of giggle.

"Gosh, Chloe was chipped for half an hour after she heard that pun."

by dabigkahunas April 1, 2017