when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.
by Zimdaddy August 17, 2003
when a man gives a woman rear entry, plus the complimentary reach around, and the nipple tweak, all at once.
by Zimdaddy August 17, 2003