Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
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When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
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Get the Crusty mug.A guy that will blind you from the start, he will seduce you with one look into his eyes and take over every part of you,
He has the ability to make you feel absolutely amazing and want no one other than himself.
He's almost perfect and can't be replaced.
He gives you reason to breathe; reason to understand the meaning of life,
He is just over all the most bad ass radical person you could ever meet.
Don't lose a Cristyon if you have one.
He has the ability to make you feel absolutely amazing and want no one other than himself.
He's almost perfect and can't be replaced.
He gives you reason to breathe; reason to understand the meaning of life,
He is just over all the most bad ass radical person you could ever meet.
Don't lose a Cristyon if you have one.
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