bitch braids

bitch braids are two symmetrical braids using all of the person's hair, usually a warning that the wearer is a bitch or has an attitude

Uh oh half their team has bitch braids, everyone put your shin guards and face masks on
-soccer player

by Joooooesehp Mark March 27, 2015

Small Brain

When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.

Who’s that?
Oh that’s Madison, she’s a small brain.

Aw, poor thing.

by NotEllieTalbot November 15, 2019

Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

by jewannabe July 5, 2009

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009

brain farct

Do not remember stuff
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is

I had a brain farct when trying to think of an example

by Best Tech Ever May 25, 2010

lazy brain

of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.

Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"

Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."

by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006

brain

When a male grabs one of his testacles and gently squeezes so that the ball sack is tight around the testicle hence looking like a human brain.

Tom:Gee pat do you know what a brain looks like?
Pat:Why no i don't.
*Tom acts out the definition given*
Tom:Look
Pat:Oh right cool, nice one

(Awkward silence)

by Tomend and Pat August 19, 2007