time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010

Dirty milk bottle

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.

"Hey Jack what are we having tonight." "Some dirty milk bottles."

by Fuckleo September 29, 2014

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019

Bunny Bottle Whore

A slut surviving off a bunny water bottle in your closet.

Oh Mike, let me out! I'm tired of being your bunny bottle whore!

Oh Lisa, shut up in there you stupid bunny bottle whore!

by AmichaelG1 January 3, 2010

bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.

"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."

by b-run July 31, 2007