Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

by cmoney55 September 7, 2011

Beaver Drool

When you pussy is dripping wet.

When I looked at that gay porn my beaver was drooling. Discharge cumming out like Beaver Drool.

by AKAB1988 October 13, 2010

Wartorn Beaver

An old crotchity snatch that has been through alot. Weathered by alot of usage. Also can be used as a derogitory term to describe someone.

Boy that Bill Duer sure is a Wartorn Beaver.

His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.

by Bill Duer March 10, 2007

Bieber Beaver

Another word for Justin Bieber fan.

Lisa loves Justin Bieber, she is such a Bieber Beaver!

by ILightBite March 8, 2011

cheek beater

When you put a lot of makeup on your cheecks

Wow kelseys such a cheek beater

by Osbcashvill March 19, 2017

buckwheat beaver

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.

Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!

by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007

beanervention

When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.

White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"

by Emma Craig January 11, 2009