Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.

Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"

by Netugi January 13, 2011

Banterlope

A casual way of referring to The Antelope pub in High Wycombe.

I saw you down at the Banterlope last night...

by Killerparties December 11, 2011

Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.

LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now

by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011

Battery Operated Boy

A vibrator.

or B.O.B

I don't need a real boyfriend, I have my battery operated boy.

by Davee Baca December 15, 2008

batted

ugly, broken, used, busted; orignally coined describing some batted hookers on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Can be used in multiple forms as described below.

(adj) That's one batted bitch!
(v) We batted that ho!
(n) I just saw batted walking up the block!
(adv) She's batted!

by HSP January 7, 2007

Batter Up

A drinking technique: the act of taking three shots in quick succession. Usually done by more than one person at a time, for friendly competition. Works fast, obviously.

If she pulls another batter up, she's going to be on the floor in a matter of minutes.

I've never gone a batter up with him before, but I hear he holds it well.

by Dancinfetus November 7, 2008

Barted

When a baby farts and burps at the same time.

"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."

by Israel Martinez November 2, 2008