After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Afterbanged

When you fuck the shit outta a bitch, then when you got a limp dick, you fuck her again.

dude i came so hard, then i afterbanged that bitch.

by themothafuckawitdacucka July 28, 2012

afterboob

The grasping of a woman's breast as an afterthought to incidental contact.

Bengimina got afterboob in the backseat of the car.

by Tbone680 September 1, 2013

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

Afterbang

The small airy fart that follows a massive fart.

Dude, did you just hear that fart? The afterbang was the cherry on top!

by Harry Botts November 29, 2013

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014