A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022
by stanlenr January 16, 2021
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
by Adolph Leery May 09, 2020
by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
by QBR October 17, 2010
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 15, 2009