fortnite kid

a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them

"kyles a fortnite kid and a bastard"

by bingoshrob October 13, 2021

Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Sushi kid

A wimpy child fish inside a seaweed roll with rice. This sushi is usually a lot worse than regular sushi. This sushi is usually eaten in less populated areas with limited food. Many reviews gave it 1 star.

Sushi kid is the worst sushi I've ever had. No wonder it has bad reviews

by Boodle boi March 5, 2021

Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

blowout kid

someone who has a blowout haircut

pauly d has a blowout kid haircut

by pigeonsquad March 16, 2015

Feral kids

A feral kid has no rules, no schedule, no stability, and no respect for anything. They look wild eyed at new encounters/people. They typically only socialize with blood relatives. It is possible they are not socialized out of there immediate circle creating strange ways and ideas with inability to carry normal conversations. These children are least likely to be involved in sports or organized activities. Most feral children are home dwellers where they don't have to conform to society and normal activities. These feral children are not necessarily misbehaviors but they are sneaky in nature. They have over exposer to adult programming, images, and information to mature for their years robbing them of their innocence and peace.

Those kids are feral they have no bedtime and cuss all the time, they have no respect for anyone at all and watch nothing but adult programming. No child should be exposed to their own parents pornography but those feral kids are.

by Samantha the stylist laughFIX May 26, 2019

helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018