Welfare Cow

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.

The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.

by BCM65 February 28, 2010

West Virginia Papadia

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

Two Weeks Out

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck

Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead

by ronhowardforprez July 12, 2009

welebicho

literal definition is dick sniffer but in Puerto Rico in means like a bad friend, bad boyfriend, asshole, idiot, you-should-die, etc. It's ghetto Puertorrican slang.

example:

Maria's boyfriend, who cheated on her, is a welebicho.

by alagugugu February 18, 2014

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016