Ass Turnip

A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.

'You Ok in there?'

'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'

'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'

by RobMan2008 May 26, 2009

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stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 5, 2009

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arena turf

schwag weed; marijuana that is not of high quality

Yo, why did Brent bring that arena turf over? Wuznt even worth the smoke...gave me a fat headache.

by Andrew760 May 12, 2011

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Louisiana Turnbuckle

Louisiana Turnbuckle
When a woman wears tight panties and her wet pussy lips hang out over the sides looking as damp as the Bayou.

Man, I got her home last night and noticed her Louisiana Turnbuckle. Damn thing was so bad it looked like a crawfish was climbing out of there.

by No Ugos November 20, 2013

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tennessee turnbuckle

Completely spontaneous sex in the middle of a public place.

"What'd you do last night, bud?"
"Not much bru, just gave Michelle the ol' Tennessee Turnbuckle at O'Malleys'"

by EddieBabylon July 18, 2014

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dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

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May-Turn

May-turn, meaning "a person who changes their mind so frequently that they arrive at the conjecture that 'Nothing has changed'

I was going to go to Asda but on the way I changed my mind and headed towards Tesco but changed to Aldi or was it Lidl before finally choosing Morrison's which was my original choice so 'Nothing has changed' from my original decision.... May-Turn.

by SuckItTories May 27, 2017

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