May-Turn

May-turn, meaning "a person who changes their mind so frequently that they arrive at the conjecture that 'Nothing has changed'

I was going to go to Asda but on the way I changed my mind and headed towards Tesco but changed to Aldi or was it Lidl before finally choosing Morrison's which was my original choice so 'Nothing has changed' from my original decision.... May-Turn.

May-Turn by SuckItTories May 27, 2017

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The May Turn

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

The May Turn by waynemeister June 10, 2017

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The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

The May Turn by waynemeister June 10, 2017

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Ellie-May Turner

A gorgeous red haired girl with Billie eyes and freckles! She is one of the hottest people alive!

Have you seen Ellie-May Turner today? She is drippin!

Ellie-May Turner by IGOTSUZZIE01 February 6, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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