May-Turn 

May-turn, meaning "a person who changes their mind so frequently that they arrive at the conjecture that 'Nothing has changed'

I was going to go to Asda but on the way I changed my mind and headed towards Tesco but changed to Aldi or was it Lidl before finally choosing Morrison's which was my original choice so 'Nothing has changed' from my original decision.... May-Turn.

May-Turn by SuckItTories May 27, 2017

The May Turn 

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

The May Turn by waynemeister June 10, 2017

The May Turn 

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

The May Turn by waynemeister June 10, 2017

Ellie-May Turner 

A gorgeous red haired girl with Billie eyes and freckles! She is one of the hottest people alive!

Have you seen Ellie-May Turner today? She is drippin!

Ellie-May Turner by IGOTSUZZIE01 February 6, 2021