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The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017
mugGet the The May Turnmug.

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
mugGet the turn off your notificationsmug.

Turn one on

Let's go to the bar and turn one on
by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
mugGet the Turn one onmug.
Stick it her butt and make a shit stick
Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty
by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017
mugGet the turn her around and make her brownmug.

turning yellow

Turning Yellow/Turned yellow is when a youtuber's video becomes demonized.
Count Dankula even had his non-political videos turning yellow!
by Joseph2MTG2 May 19, 2019
mugGet the turning yellowmug.

turn into CHEESE

He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE
by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022
mugGet the turn into CHEESEmug.

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.
Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.
by Shaggytron May 21, 2018
mugGet the turn on your filtermug.

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