The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

by chellito bebito March 1, 2017

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009

Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making
by Zelldell April 15, 2015

by bigbootybitches626 August 20, 2016
