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Physical act of touching an object with the back of the hands. Proper technique includes arms extended, wrists bent, fingers extended towards the ground, and palms inboard.

Usually performed impulsively as a means of distraction or frustration when with a large group that is trying to make a time deadline.
"Sorry we are late, but right when we got back to the car, he had to do a touchies on this telephone pole half a mile away."
touchies by macfrugal May 22, 2010

Out Of Touch 

1980s and 1990s Punk rock / underground slang for people who were not in touch with current fashion or trends. originated in california and the west coast (oregon, washington, british columbia) among young people.
the teachers at Pinole Valley High are sooo "out of touch"

my parents don't get it, i don't care about being valedictorian or making the grade, i got other skills. they're so out of touch

Touched cloth 

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
Touched cloth by Josh_S September 16, 2008

Touchette 

When you miss a half year of school then somehow pass to the next grade.
(Students just recieved their report cards)

Josh: Jim let me see your grades, there is no way you passed this year. You skipped over half the year while you were "sick".

Jim: Here dude check it out, I passed everything, even somehow pulled off a 100 in English.

Josh: Wow, I can't believed you just pulled a Touchette Senior Year!
Touchette by big_foot January 21, 2011

kiddy toucher

kiddy toucher by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Tit touch November 

The whole month of November you can touch anyone’s tits even guys. You can not touch someone’s tits if they don’t wanna play. Respect everyone’s personal rules. If you touch 11 tits in 1 day you have to kiss your 12th victim.
Alex: *touches tit* *gets slapped bc the person wasn’t playing*
Pablo: Alex touch my tits

Detention: This means respect people who don’t play tit touch November is for Fun and last the hole month and you can’t give up nor tell someone for this because you chose to play