Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 3, 2022

rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.

The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.

by Sensual Fuckery September 30, 2017

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

Generational Steam Pie Refinery

Often done in a sauna to loosen the scrotum skin for ease of nutsack mechanics... the male will lay on his back while a grand daughter & mother are face down on each side, each with one testicle in their vagina to kegel-frack the semen reserves while the grandmother rides the rig until striking oil.

I met that family at the hotel pool so I took them to the sauna to give grannie the ol Generational Steam Pie Refinery... mom and daughter really kegel-fracked my balls off!

by Wtfucker!? August 10, 2025

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010

stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play

Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"

by Jplays44 March 4, 2018