patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

shot in the pills

When you get hit in the balls

he was annoying me so i gave him a shot in the pills

by hahaimadude123 April 13, 2011

tickle tickle here comes the pickle

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

by The guy with website humor April 3, 2017

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

when the pigs try to get at you

When someone tries to attack youbeing jealous

In snoop dogs song
When the pigs try to get at you, park it like its hot

by Pooky May 13, 2005

stank on the pink

When a woman has intercouse.

Wow Mary went out last night and got some stank on the pink

by Mary Masterbater November 24, 2006