Coldest place in the universe 

why

guy 1: look up the coldest place in the universe
guy 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING WHEN IMPOSTER SUS 😳😳😳😳😳 *gunshot*
guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!

Coldest place in the universe by Jay The Cat September 18, 2021

The Used 

1.Only the greatest band ever
2.main reason people like emo

I love the Used

The Used by Luke Weaver June 30, 2004

The UT

With the Ut most respect!

Give me the UT! When two people slam fist (instead of hand shake)

The UT by Cheris May 4, 2006

JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

A perpetually unemployed person that milks the system by not actually looking for work while receving unemployment benefits to their maximum.

A deadbeat.

He's not even trying to find work, he's your average JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED by American Tax payer November 21, 2010

tickle the undercarriage 

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

tickle the undercarriage by Pete April 13, 2004

The United States Naval Academy 

An institution of higher learning where young men go to better themselves through a college degree and a career as a naval officer upon graduation, e.g. a million dollar education shoved up ones ass, a nickel at a time.
Graduates of this institution are generally arrogant and believe themselves to be better than any of their fellow officers who did not become so by being a graduate of the naval academy (such as persons who became officers through NROTC programs, direct commissions or through OCS). These officers usually display their USNA class rings in an overly proud and flamboyant fashion, earning them the name "Ringknockers".

The United States Naval Acedmy is located in Annapolis, Maryland.

The United States Naval Academy by USNA June 24, 2005

The ultimate insult 

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

The ultimate insult by Lad dal May 23, 2018