Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

Career Suicide by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Double suicide jerk off 

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

Double suicide jerk off by EynonC December 22, 2019

Adderall Suicide 

To take Adderall consistently for extended periods of time to accomplish certain goals, objects, or long period tasks while ignoring family and friends until the goal, object, or long period task is finished.

Greg: Ay dude, where have been lately?
John: This last semester of college was so fast paced I had to commit Adderall Suicide to pass.

Adderall Suicide by #IrickStyle November 9, 2014

i am going to kermit suicide 

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

i am going to kermit suicide by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

Moscow Suicide 

A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.

mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."

Moscow Suicide by twardzik69 March 3, 2009

720 suicide 

1) an act organized suicide

2) a metaphor for going absolutely balls to the wall crazy at a rave

1) "The group of friends committed 720 suicide."

2) "Those guys busted went 720 suicide last night."

720 suicide by tokyo racer July 12, 2009

Gherkin suicide times 

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)

Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.

Gherkin suicide times by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009