Nintendo Switch

Something Ricegum uses to get bitches.

Ricegum: Hey baby, say hello to my little friend.

Girl: Do you mean your penis?

Ricegum. No, my other little friend, my Nintendo Switch.

Girl: Fuck me hard.

by ShitOnADick66 December 9, 2017

cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

by CNubb July 16, 2006

The Old Switcharoo

post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun

John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!

by The_Inferno March 11, 2008

switching sides

To act gangsta in home life but to be a nerd in work life.

Jason is an accountant and acts like carlton banks at work but out on the weekend he acts ghetto. Your either one or the other, stop switching sides.

by STARLIFE August 14, 2006

stitch

a stupid bitch;

a female who is smart in school but doesnt have common sense

the stitch passed every class but couldnt walk without telling her self left right left right

by swelltel November 13, 2011

switchback sally

The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples

"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"

by usain bolty February 24, 2009

Switchback

A sled made by Polaris. Made for boondocking.

Man did you see that Switchback boondocking off trail back there?

by Polarisking December 29, 2009