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Pole smoker 

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.
1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker
Pole smoker by gonadman April 5, 2007

smokes like a chimney 

Saying someone smokes A LOT!
Can be used for smoking salvia, weed, cigarettes, cigars. Anything that emits smoke.
Bob: Hey dude Bob Marley is so awesome!
Marley: I know man and he smokes like a chimney!
1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.
Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."
Smoke by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

pro-smoker 

The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.
Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!
pro-smoker by Angelacia May 15, 2007

smoke a bogue 

The funniest term ever to describe smoking a cigarette to relive a stress attack. The phrase is also used to look down upon an underage friend because they shouldn't be smoking to begin with.
Scott went to go smoke a bogue because his car just died.

Scott smoked like 3 bogues and looked like he was about to cry because he was freaking out.

smoke a fatty

-I need to get high
-Okay, lets go smoke a fatty
smoke a fatty by Rodeney February 7, 2007