Androidian Slip

An Androidian Slip is an error in texting via Swype that is interpreted incorrectly due to a fast key swype or inaccurately predicted text resulting in a confusing message only caught after the message has been sent to the other party.

Me: She's super nice in general, I mean just the other day she held up traffic just to help dicks from getting hot by a cat
You: Wtf?
Me: Stupid swype, she held up traffic to help ducks from getting hit by a cat
You: I don't get it
Me: Hit. By. Caaaarrrrrrrllllllll.
You: Oh an androidian slip, I got you now

by EXIx2 September 26, 2012

Chinese Slip and Slide

The act of finishing inside of a woman's (or males) prolapsed anus, then unraveling and squeezing out the fluids inside of a dixie cup, drink some and use the rest for lube for another time.

Dude, I had the best Chinese Slip and Slide with a hooker I found on main street last night!

by Blarf123 August 6, 2013

crip double slip crap

1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.

by Jew Nathan Coatez September 14, 2010

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011

pink slip

Everybody knows that a pink slip is slang for when a guy takes a girl's virginity. Once obtained, the male keeps the pink slip to that pussy forever; she can never get it back.

Before prom night Jennifer was a virgin, but I hear Johnny took her pink slip that night!

by g-locster March 6, 2008

slip and slide

You know, the super gyser! WHEE!!!!

The small child forgot to put water down on the slip and slide and slammed into the ground. It was FUNNY SHIT!

by Double Threat January 16, 2004