Starbucks sipping mothafucka

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

by Ctfd February 14, 2014

slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Shipped

Putting two fictional or non fictional people together and making it official very often used by females and sometimes includes fanfictions

"Hey did you see them together im shipping it don't you think they belong together i think that angel already shipped it?"

by Aceica February 12, 2015

slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006