A word the Manx (Isle of Man) person would use instead of gossip, the biggest gossipers on the world. Skeet can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.
One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.
Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."
Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"
Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.
-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)
-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?