Definitions by TWIOM
Skeet
A word the Manx (Isle of Man) person would use instead of gossip, the biggest gossipers on the world. Skeet can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.
strawbs
Phillis; High five DK, fancy picking some Strawbs tomorrow?
DK; No thank you Phillis, I would prefer to pick plumbs after I have had (sheps) for dinner
DK; No thank you Phillis, I would prefer to pick plumbs after I have had (sheps) for dinner