2 definitions by Norton1987
Shadowboxing is the act of jacking off, skeeting, spanking the monkey, beating off, or choking the chicken in your rack with the curtains are closed and when you have a light on in your rack. Then a shodow of you beatin your meat is dispalyed for everyone who happens to look and notice it to see.
Morrow-"Norton...quit jacking off while looking at porn at night. we could see the shadow of you beatin your meat. quit fuckin shadowboxing."
Norton-"Fuck...how the hell can you see through those curtains!"
Morrow-"Norton the shadowboxer."
Norton-"Fuck...how the hell can you see through those curtains!"
Morrow-"Norton the shadowboxer."
by Norton1987 June 15, 2008
One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.
Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."
Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"
Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"
Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"
by Norton1987 June 15, 2008