Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

Shrek Swamp Discord Server

The shrek swamp discord server is a sussy amogus discord server staring kelshay, stinky blue cheese, anmolian, Tmoggy doggy, and sussy Revanth boi 27

The shrek swamp discord server is rather sus ඞ

by Susbaka April 8, 2022

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

by swampazz February 26, 2010

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Biscuit in a Gravy swamp

1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.

2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.

Jacob dipped his biscuit in a gravy swamp.

by Hot Garbage 360 December 31, 2020

The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.

Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021