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Sphincter Square Dance 

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

dookie squares 

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.
"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?
(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...
Greasy Square Head by BaconEh September 23, 2016

Mr Squarehead

A person with an abnormally large forehead
Jimmy; That Ben Roberts is Mr Squarehead

Tom; Alie
Mr Squarehead by Yournan123 June 28, 2016

poverty square 

A saltine/soda cracker. A 2"x2" salted cracker punched with small holes made with baking soda.
After paying rent and tuition Roger was so broke he could only afford to eat poverty squares and peanut butter.
poverty square by SG Moves August 31, 2017

Times Square Dumpster Fire 

When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.
There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.