Son

What Patrick Mahomes is to Tom Brady

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!

by Gween February 8, 2021

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Son of a-

When you're about to say "Son of a bitch" but stop yourself halfway through to say something else, usually another instance of swearing, or get interrupted.
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!

Son of a- Im gonna destroy you!

by LAKottke October 21, 2021

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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012

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Son of a poppyseed!

A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.

Son of a poppyseed! This salad looks good as a bih.

by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021

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Damn son

When you catch your son doing something irritating or annoying, perhaps in a way that would make you shout and shake your fist in the air.

Son: please pay your taxes
Father: ARGH, not this again! Damn son! *shakes fist*
Son: please don't hit me again

by VocabulaRay January 22, 2022

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Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

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