Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.

I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.

by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018

Slippery ass

Someone who tries to get everyone’s man

This slippery ass bitch is hitting on my man😡

by Thecat June 5, 2018

Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

Slipped finger syndrome

This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....

I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again

by Ghostie September 26, 2018

slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.

This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018